Please Remain Seated - Don't Panic
Nothing to See Here. Please Disperse.
Ok, I'm a bit of a Naked Gun fanatic. I've seen the movie at least 100 times and still can't get enough of it. :-)
That nasty little url you just clicked on only leads here. There's no applause. No hysterical crowd of fans awaiting your arrival. No paparazzi clamoring to take your photo. The camera crews aren't surrounding you, attempting to pry a few, profound words from your collagen injected lips.
It's a lonely life isn't it?
It doesn't have to be that way. There's still hope.
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So what's keeping you? Here you are reading this silly message I created when you could be purchasing some of our spectacular
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Please click on one of the links above or below and continue your journey into
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Courtesy
of
your
captain,
Silver
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